According to studies, human beings have three primal aspects that they revert to:
“Can I eat it? Can I have sex with it? Will it kill me?”
There is no better example to this than
The answer to the last question doesn’t really bother him too much if the second question is still on the table.
what if lindsay lohan and jamie lee curtis never switched back after freaky friday and its jamie lee curtis getting drunk in public and lindsay lohan is sitting around eating activia
kidz bop more like kidz sTOP
(Source: sprallon)
Translation:
LeParisien (French newspaper) “The First baby of the year, in Auvergne, has two mommies!”
AbbéGrosJean (Catholic Priest) “Dear Journalists, quick reminder of your biology classes, a baby can’t have two mothers, he has one mother and the mother has a partner”.
Eric Fallourd (From the “Ecologie” (left) party in France, works at the Assembly): “When you believe a story where a virgin woman gives birth to God’s child, you’re not allowed to talk about biology classes.”
BOOM.
My favorite studying method is crying
how i feel about my dog


